Between Holidays

After Christmas & before New Year's Day is one of the most depressing weeks of the year. People yell at each other more. More divorces start. More people commit suicide, or homocide.

Think about it: You've just spent a pile of money on cool stuff for other people, and received, in return, stuff they obviously thought was something you might like but actually wish you could take back so you could have some money for yourself.

And then you have to wait a week before you can get drunk enough to get over it.

I think people should spend this week getting drunk, then spending New Year's sobering up. That way you can look at the past year with a clear head, and plan your revenge for the year to come...