Bad to the Boehner

(Apologies to George Thorogood)

(And, yes, I know it is pronounced “Bay-ner.” Let me have some artistic license, okay?)

From the day he was born,
Long before the election,
People gazed in confusion
At the orange complexion,
Pelosi spoke up,
Said "he must be a stoner"
She could tell right away
She’d be bad to the Boehner
Bad to the Boehner.
B-B-B-Bad,
B-B-B-Bad,
B-B-B-Bad,
Bad to the Boehner.

He blocked all the bills
He let none of them through,
Anything that would help, baby
Help for me and you,
He promised us jobs,
But that bill was a goner,
He just pisses me off
That’s why I’m bad to the Boehner.
Bad to the Boehner.
B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-Bad
Bad to the Boehner.

SOLO

He makes poor people beg,
He lets rich people steal,
He turns Democrats red,
And makes Republicans squeal.
It’s just such a bad pun,
Yeah, in fact it’s a groaner,
But I just wanna be bad,
I’m just bad to the Boehner.
Bad to the Boehner.
B-B-B-Bad,
B-B-B-Bad,
B-B-B-Bad,
Bad to the Boehner.

SOLO 2

When he walks the streets,
Poor folks run and hide,
Every lobbyist he meets,
They all stay satisfied.
It’s still just a bad pun,
Yeah, in fact it’s a groaner,
But I just wanna be bad,
I’m just bad to the Boehner.
Bad to the Boehner.
B-B-B-Bad,
B-B-B-Bad,
B-B-B-Bad,
Bad to the Boehner.