End of an error, indeed

While I am as happy to see W go the way of the dodo as the next liberal, there are a few things that I need to thank him for before he rides off into the sunset.

Thanks, George, for increasing the sales of shoes in many parts of the world.

Thanks, George, for helping to make Wal-Mart the success that it is.

Thanks, George, for making the environment a priority.

Thanks, George, for all your efforts in the war on terror, regardless of how wrong they may have been.

Thanks, George, for redefining what it means to be free.

Thanks, George, for uniting most of the free world in a mutual dislike for you and your administration.

But, most importantly, George... Thanks for leaving.

Don't let the oval office door hit you in the ass on your way out.

EDIT: Oh, and Keith Olbermann and Jon Stewart need to thank you for their careers. Making fun of you has made them rich.